AAWC: Oktoberfest 96 (Night 1)
Friday, October 25 1996
New Orleans, Louisiana
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(FADEIN: The flaming-red AAWC logo. CUTTO: Footage of AAWC
World Heavyweight champion Dr. Silver walking to the ring.
CUTTO: Marvelous Mike Chain walking down the aisle with
Jimmy Ray Vaughn, with a cocky look on his face. CUTTO:
Footage from Nitro in Pittsburgh, with Dr. Silver standing
face to face with Tom Adler. CUTTO: Shawn Matthews standing
on the second rope, holding both middle fingers to the
capacity crowd. CUTTO: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels hitting the
Murder One on Kurt Taylor. CUTTO: Devastating Mike Randalls
working himself into a frenzy by ramming his own head into
the steel ringpost. CUTTO: Marcus Price walking down the
aisle in Pittsburgh, wearing a full black dress tuxedo.
CUTTO: Price getting his hand raised in victory after
winning the United States title in Pittsburgh. CUTTO: Dr.
Silver's entire army beating on Xavier Virile on Virile's
first night in the AAWC. CUTTO: Lex Taylor recieving a
package from Bloodhunt, and ripping it open to reveal a
pink outfit and a pillbox hat. CUTTO: Bloodhunt interfering
in the Taylor/Virile match in Pittsburgh. CUTTO: Adler and
Randalls brawling throughout Three Rivers Stadium. CUTTO:
Silver announcing Adler as his dream partner, and then
being chased out of the arena by an angry mob, as we see
Silver hop onto Bloodhunt's car as it drives away. CUTTO:
AAWC Oktoberfest: SUPERDOME SWEET DREAMS logo. CUTTO: A
panning shot of the crowd in the jam-packed New Orleans
SuperDome. CUTTO: Flying Rodriguez and Vic Watters standing
on the broadcast platform, as fireworks go off in the
Superdome.)
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FLY: Hello everyone, and welcome to the SuperDome in New
Orleans, Louisiana...and this is OKTOBERFEST!! I'm Flying
Rodriguez along with "Slick" Vic Watters, and we'll be
joined in just a few moments by our guest color commentator
for this two-night event, but Vic...we have two great
nights of action here where the Real Men Wrestle!
WATTERS: That's right, Rodriguez! And, tonight, Tom Adler's
greatest dream is going to come true, because for one
night...he gets to be Dr. Silver's waterboy!
FLY: Somehow, I don't think that would be Tom Adler's dream
come true...especially since Dr. Silver was the one
who chose Tom Adler to be his Dream Partner, as they take
on "Marvelous" Mike Chain and an as of yet unknown Dream
Partner in the SuperDome Sweet Dreams tag team match here
tonight! Vic, I want to ask you right now...just who do you
think Mike Chain is going to bring out tonight?
WATTERS: I'll tell you, Fly, it doesn't matter. He's going
up against the Slumlord, and his rent is way past due! And
if Tom Adler just stands in the corner, and jumps when Doc
says jump, it's going to be an easy victory.
FLY: Well, we'll see about that. It's going to be very
interesting to see how Dr. Silver and Tom Adler work
together on the heels of that very controversial match they
had in Three Rivers Stadium, which resulted in a
full-scale RIOT!
WATTERS: It's not Doc's fault that Pittsburgh fans couldn't
handle seeing their man get beat!
FLY: Vic, Dr. Silver walked out of the match...
WATTERS: Only after he had Adler pinned for a fifty-five
count with Adler's own move!
FLY: Well, all that aside...we have eight other matches for
you here tonight, including three title matches. "Showtime"
Shawn Matthews and "Flannel Animal" Kurt Taylor are going
to defend the AAWC Universal Tag Team titles against the
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
WATTERS: Where? Where are the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels?
(looks over both shoulders.) What have you heard, Fly? I
don't trust those guys! I'm not safe up here!
FLY: You seem to be moving your neck a lot better lately,
Vic.
WATTERS: (Clutches his neck in "agony") I don't know what
you're talking about, Rodriguez. Everyday it's a struggle
just to get out of bed...but I'm a professional.
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FLY: Professional what?
WATTERS: You think you're so clever, don't you, Rodriguez?
FLY: Well, we'll just move on to the big United States
Heavyweight title match, as newly crowned United States
champion "Fashion Plate" Marcus Price will do battle with a
former AAWC United States Heavyweight champion in his own
right, Devastating Mike Randalls!
WATTERS: Let's be honest, Fly. Say what you want about
"Buffalo Bills" Marcus Price, but I don't think there's
anyone in the AAWC that has taken on a tougher schedule
than he has.
FLY: Absolutely, Vic. Night in and night out here in the
AAWC, Marcus Price has always gone up against the best,
whether it be Dr. Silver, or a four corners matchup for the
AAWC World title, or "Superstar" Scotty Michaels, and then
won he won the AAWC World Heavyweight title...he went right
out and defended that belt against Dr. Silver and Scotty
Michaels in the same match...
WATTERS: And he LOST!
FLY: Well, he has a legitimate claim to being ripped off in
that match, courtesy of a petition that Dr. Silver filed
with the AAWC offices, banning the Fashion Statement for
that night.
WATTERS: It's not my fault that Dr. Silver flat out
outsmarted Price to win that belt, Fly. Just like he
outsmarted Price at WrestleFest, and outsmarted Price two
years ago to beat him for the very same AAWC United States
title.
FLY: Well, tonight, Marcus Price is going to put that U.S.
title on the line against one of the most dangerous
competitors in the sport...Mike Randalls.
WATTERS: Lord knows that Randalls' head isn't screwed on
too tightly, and if I were Tom Adler, I'd be watching this
match very very closely. Then again, maybe if I was Adler,
I'd hop on a bus straight out of New Orleans, because
there's no way I'd step in there with Mike Randalls in an I
QUIT match! That's just suicide!
FLY: Well, speaking of Mike Randalls and I QUIT matches,
it's time to bring out a man who knows a thing or two about
that! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our guest color
commentator for the evening...the Strongest Arms in the
World...GUNS!! (CUEUP Theme from "Barney", as GUNS walks
out to the broadcast platform, shaking hands with each and
every fan he passes. GUNS climbs up on the platform, grabs
Fly and Watters, and gives them a big group hug before
putting on his headset.)
GUNS: I feel a lot of love here tonight, boys.
WATTERS: What the hell is the matter with you? Steroids
clogging the brain?
GUNS: Now, now, Vic...let's not get testy, or else I might
be inclined to share *you* with our great fans in the third
row tonight.
FLY: Well, without any further ado, let's go up to the...
wait a second. I'm getting something in my headset about a
commotion going on in the back, so let's go back there
right now. Bill, what's going on?
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(CUTTO: Bill Cooley back in the locker room area, where
security personnel is trying to remove some old
Creole gypsy woman from the locker room.)
COOLEY: I'm not sure what all this is about, Fly, but
there's some old gypsy woman back here, and HEY! (The gypsy
woman grabs the mic.)
WOMAN: "You shouldn't be here tonight...NOBODY should be
here tonight! There were spirits here...and they are ANGRY!
They don't like what's going to happen here in the arena
tonight, and they have promised 'retribution'. GET OUT! GET
OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" (Drops the mic, as security
finally manages to get her out of the locker room.)
COOLEY: I'm not sure what to make of all this, Fly. Could
the SuperDome be haunted? I don't know what to believe, so
let's take it back to you!
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WATTERS: Don't tell me that Cooley believes in ghosts now.
I wonder if that woman was Randalls' roommate at Green
Valley.
FLY: Well, whatever it is, that old woman certainly seemed
to be worked up into a frenzy.
GUNS: Even the insane have their place in society,
gentlemen. We should feel some compassion for that poor
woman, who has obviously lost a few of her marbles. If you
fans out there have any marbles to give, by all means...
lend a helping hand because after all...Sharing is Caring.
WATTERS: Do you have *any* idea how annoying that little
saying is?
GUNS: Now, now, Vic...that sounds dangerously close to
having an opinion, and we all know what place opinions have
in this sport.
FLY: Well, now, perhaps...without any further ado, let's
go up to the...WHAT THE? (The lights go out in the
SuperDome, and the crowd starts cheering.) The lights have
gone out in the arena...and I'm not sure what's going on
here!
WATTERS: I don't believe in ghosts...I don't believe in
ghosts...I don't believe in...AHHHHHHH!
FLY: Vic?
GUNS: Vic?
(The crowd reacts to Watters' scream with a few screams of
their own. The lights finally come back on, and Watters is
nowhere to be found. Fly and GUNS look around the platform
in a panic, but there's no sign of Watters anywhere.)
FLY: I don't believe it myself, fans...but it seems that
Vic Watters has...DISAPPEARED!
GUNS: Well, the title of this evening is SuperDome Sweet
Dreams, Fly. Looks like one of your dreams finally came
true.
FLY: Well, folks, I'm not sure what to make of this. Vic
Watters has disappeared...and you don't think that...the
spirits that woman was talking about took him, do you?
GUNS: I'm not sure what to believe, but if there are ghosts
here in the SuperDome tonight, I want to give them a nice,
warm welcome to the AAWC...and maybe we could all get
together later tonight at the Sizzler.
FLY: Well, the show must go on, I suppose...so finally, I
hope...let's go up to the ring!
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JAGGER VAN JUSTICE vs. JOE MASSACRE
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this first contest here on
OKTOBERFEST is scheduled for one fall, with a twenty minute
time limit! Introducing first, making his way toward the
ring! He hails from Cleveland, Ohio! Please welcome JOE
MASSACRE!"
FLY: Massacre was impressive in his debut last week in
Pittsburgh, but that was spoiled by Bloodhunt, when
Bloodhunt outsmarted the AAWC newcomer by goading him into
smashing him with a chair in full view of the referee,
earning a disqualification.
GUNS: Massacre's used to wrestling in some smaller leagues
where the rules aren't quite so strictly enforced, and he
was a little shocked and disappointed to recieve a DQ in
that situation...and mind you, if opinions were permitted
in professional wrestling, I might be inclined to agree
with Mr. Massacre.
RA: "And his opponent, making his way toward the ring!
(CUEUP "Down" by 311) From Boston, Massachusetts, he is
making his debut in the AAWC! Ladies and gentlemen, here is
JAGGER VAN JUSTICE!"
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FLY: Well, we saw Jagger Van Justice last week get into a
major confrontation with his cousin "Marvelous" Mark
Windsor...
GUNS: I know a thing or two about getting into
confrontations with Windsor, let me tell you. He's not an
easy man to get along with on any level.
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(Van Justice vs. Massacre con't)
FLY: The bell sounds, and this matchup is underway! Joe
Massacre locks up with Van Justice, and he catches him with
a hard forearm smash to the face! He whips Van Justice off
the ropes for a clothesline, but Jagger ducked it and now
he comes off the ropes with a CROSS BODY BLOCK! Great move!
Van Justice hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Massacre with
the kickout!
GUNS: It was almost over just that quick, Fly! All it takes
is three seconds!
FLY: Both men scramble back to their feet, and it's
Massacre who catches Van Justice with a hard right hand! He
follows it up with a kick to the gut, and he pulls Van
Justice in for a DDT...NO! Van Justice blocked it, and he
hoists Massacre up and delivers an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!
Van Justice runs off the ropes, and he catches Massacre
from behind with a knee to the back, and that sends
Massacre through the ropes, and down to the arena floor!
GUNS: The fans have taken a bit of a liking to this Van
Justice, and who could blame 'em? Any enemy of Mark
Windsor...
FLY: Massacre gets to his feet on the outside, and here
comes Van Justice with a BASEBALL SLIDE! NO! Massacre got
out of the way, and he pulls Van Justice out to the outside
with him! Massacre rocks Van Justice with a right hand, and
now he whips him HARD facefirst into the steel ringpost!
Van Justice staggers back, and Massacre drops him to the
concrete with a vicious clothesline!
GUNS: Brawling on the outside is certainly comfortable for
Mr. Massacre!
FLY: Massacre grabs Van Justice by the hair, and rams him
hard headfirst into the steel steps, and now he rolls
Jagger Van Justice back into the ring! Massacre now climbs
to the top rope as Van Justice staggers to his feet, and
here comes Massacre with a DOUBLE AXHANDLE! YES! He
connected with it!
GUNS: Van Justice hasn't been in the ring for a couple of
months, Fly, and it's starting to show!
FLY: Massacre now drops an elbow, and he hooks the leg for
the cover! ONE...TWO...NO! Van Justice kicked out! Massacre
pulls him to his feet, and now he whips him off the ropes!
But Massacre put his head down, and Van Justice catches him
with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
GUNS: Great move by Van Justice! Now let's see if he can
turn it around!
FLY: Van Justice staggers up to his feet, and he pulls
Massacre up as well! He hooks him in...BELLY TO BELLY
SUPLEX! Van Justice hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Massacre
kicked out!
GUNS: These two guys aren't resting for a minute in that
ring, Fly. It's been go-go-go since the opening bell.
FLY: Van Justice scoops Massacre up now...and he catches
the newcomer with a FALLAWAY SLAM! That might do it! Van
Justice hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Massacre kicked out
yet again, and you can see some frustration starting to
form on Van Justice's face.
GUNS: He was hoping that he could put Joe Massacre away by
now, but this kid is no slouch.
FLY: Van Justice whips Massacre off the ropes, and he
catches him with a POWERSLAM, and now Van Justice wraps his
legs around the head of Joe Massacre, and he's got him in a
HEADSCISSORS!
GUNS: He's trying to use those legs to squeeze that head
like a vice, to stop that flow of blood to the brain, and
you can see it's already starting to have an effect on
Massacre!
FLY: Massacre trying to inch his way toward the ropes, but
Van Justice still applying tremendous pressure with those
legs! He's making it very tough on Massacre to get to the
ropes, so now Massacre gets to his knees and plants his
hands on the mat...AND HE POPS HIS HEAD OUT!
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(Van Justice/Massacre con't)
GUNS: Now's the time for this kid to show us what he's got!
FLY: Massacre popped his head free, and now both men
scramble to their feet! Massacre nails Van Justice with a
hard right hand! And another right! And another! He's got
Van Justice reeling! He whips him off the ropes, and he
drops him to the canvas with a CLOTHESLINE! Van Justice
staggers back to his feet, and Massacre catches him right
on the jaw with a standing dropkick! Van Justice is still
on his feet, but he's dazed! Massacre scrambles back to his
feet, and he charges at Van Justice, and takes him over the
top rope with a CLOTHESLINE!
GUNS: That was a hell of a flurry by Joe Massacre, Fly! Now
he has to follow it up!
FLY: Jagger Van Justice staggers up to his feet on the
outside, but Massacre catches him right on the jaw with a
BASEBALL SLIDE! Massacre slides all the way to the outside,
and he takes it right to Van Justice! He nails him with a
hard right hand, and now he grabs him by the hair and rams
him HARD headfirst into the ringside railing!
GUNS: This kid certainly has a lot of fight in him, Fly!
Where's he going?
FLY: Massacre rolls back into the ring, and now he comes
off the far side ropes, and comes across the ring and over
the top rope with a PLANCHA...NO! Van Justice caught him in
midair and staggers backward with a STUN GUN on the
ringside railing!
GUNS: That's why they're called "high risk" maneuvers, Fly!
When you hit...it's great! But when you miss...it's
Houston, we have a problem!
FLY: Van Justice rolls Massacre back into the ring, and now
he covers him! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...and THREE! He got
him, and Jagger Van Justice has gotten his first AAWC
victory at the expense of Joe Massacre!
GUNS: Both of these guys looked very impressive, Fly, and I
think they're both going to have excellent careers here
where the Real Men Wrestle.
FLY: Was that an opinion?
GUNS: Sssh...don't tell anyone.
FLY: (Laughs.) Van Justice making his way back to the
locker room, and WHAT THE? The lights are flickering here
in the SuperDome, and I'm starting to really not like this
one bit.
GUNS: Somebody's playing some games tonight, Fly. I don't
know about any ghosts, but somebody's trying to make their
presence felt tonight.
FLY: Well, Flesh is no longer in the AAWC...or else I'd
think maybe Mike Roiter's spirit was with us tonight.
GUNS: Mike Roiter was never this powerful, Fly. (Laughs.)
FLY: Well, I suppose you might be right about that, GUNS!
Well, folks, we're just about ready for our next match, and
look at this! A giant jukebox has arrived at the ringside
area, and I guess we know what that means!
GUNS: Disco Fever?
FLY: Almost as bad...
DJ HAVOK (V/O on the PA): "You're listening to FROGGY 93
out of Cleveland! And here's Devo with 'Whip It'!" (CUEUP
"Whip It" to a chorus of boos.)
GUNS: In the words of Janice on "Friends"...Oh...my...
GAWD!
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"Unstoppable" DAMON PAYNE vs. DJ HAVOK
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FLY: DJ Havok has made his way to the ringside area, and
these fans aren't appreciating his taste in music much at
all!
GUNS: Can you blame 'em?
FLY: DJ Havok has just spotted that giant jukebox at
ringside, and he's dancing in front of it! I can't believe
I'm seeing this! WAIT A SECOND! Here comes Damon Payne from
behind! He just grabbed DJ, and rammed him right into it!
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(Payne/Havok con't)
GUNS: I bet that one cracked the Top 40!
FLY: Payne once again rams DJ Havok right into that
jukebox, and Havok's head went right through the glass
casing, and he is busted wide open! Payne rolls Havok into
the ring, and he is pounding away on the Disc Jockey! He is
just stomping away on him, and I don't think the referee
has even started this match yet!
GUNS: Well, Havok was practically mugged on the outside,
and I think the ref is trying to get a little bit of
control of this one...but it might already be too late for
that!
FLY: Damon Payne pulls Havok up, and he whips him off the
ropes, and he catches the DJ with a crushing POWERSLAM! He
almost put him through the mat with that one! He pulls
Havok up to his feet again, and whips him off the ropes
again, and he catches him with ANOTHER POWERSLAM!
GUNS: I've been in that ring with Payne, Fly, and he's one
of the most powerful men in the sport. I mean...he's not as
strong as I am...but then again, who is?
FLY: Not many. Payne pulls Havok up again, and he whips him
off the ropes and catches him with a TILT-A-WHIRL
BACKBREAKER! Payne picks Havok up again, and delivers
another BACKBREAKER! And another! And a fourth BACKBREAKER,
and now he's just holding DJ Havok on his knee, pushing
down on the knee and chin, and just applying a whole lot of
pressure to the back!
GUNS: Damon Payne finally tosses Havok to the ground, and
he's stomping on him a little more!
FLY: Payne now whips Havok off the ropes for a
clothesline...NO! Havok ducked it, and he comes off the
ropes with a FLYING FOREARM! Payne is dazed, but he doesn't
go down!
GUNS: Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!
FLY: Havok up to his feet, and he catches Payne with a
BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! HAvok hooks the leg for the cover!
ONE...TWO...NO! Payne kicked out, but DJ Havok stays on
him. He cinches Payne in, and he catches him with a
GUTWRENCH POWER BOMB! What a move!
GUNS: That might do it!
FLY: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Payne kicked out of that one with
authority! DJ Havok taking a bit of time to talk to the
crowd about some of his greatest hits, and that allows
Payne to get back to his feet! Havok turns around...and he
walked right into a VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE by Payne!
GUNS: Havok did a complete 360 in the air after that move,
Fly!
FLY: Payne now grabs Havok, and he's climbing to the top
rope with him! He's got him...TOP ROPE POWERBOMB! This
oughta do it! He hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...THREE! It's
over, and "Unstoppable" Damon Payne has gotten the victory,
and now...he's going for the microphone!
GUNS: Well, he certainly did look unstoppable tonight...
although he was aided by basically mugging his opponent
before the match. But, hey...whatever works.
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DAMON PAYNE: "Gunn, I hope you were watching, because if
you don't think I'm Unstoppable now...I didn't even want
to hurt him, and I want to hurt you...Just Imagine boy,
just imagine..."
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FLY: Those are some pretty strong words from Damon Payne,
and he's staying in the ring jawing with the fans for a
moment! But DJ Havok is back to his feet! He taps Payne on
the shoulder! Payne turns around, and gets nailed with a
hard right hand! Havok whips Payne off the ropes, and he
catches him with THE TURNTABLE! WHAT A MOVE! "Whip It!"
plays over the PA, as DJ Havok is leaving the ring! He
might not have won the battle tonight, but he wasn't about
to let Damon Payne show him up!
GUNS: But Payne got the win, Fly...and that's what counts.
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FLY: Well, fans, apparently AAWC officials have found us a
third color commentator, to replace the vanished Vic
Watters.
GUNS: Well, that's certainly a nice thing to hear. The more
people we employ here in the AAWC, the better. Have we
offered Hornet a job yet?
FLY: Um...no. Well, let's bring him out here. This man is
certainly no stranger to the New Orleans SuperDome. The
former head coach of the New Orleans Saints...please
welcome JIM MORA!!
GUNS: Well, it's a good thing we snatched him right up off
the unemployment line. I would hate for that foul mouth of
his to go hungry. (Laughs.)
JIM MORA: Thanks, Fly...hello, GUNS...it's certainly a
great pleasure to be here working for the All Action
Wrestling Conference...a WINNING team...instead of the
Saints.
FLY: That's a bit of a harsh criticism of the team you
coached for so long.
JIM MORA: Well, if you notice, none of the fans here in the
SuperDome are wearing bags over their heads to watch the
AAWC in action.
GUNS: The man's got a point. I have a question for you,
Jim, before we start the next match. What do you think of
DJ Havok's taste in music?
JIM MORA: I thought it sucked. The voiceover sucked. The
song sucked. It sucked.
FLY: This should be fun...let's go back up to the ring!
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"Marvelous" MARK WINDSOR vs. THOMAS "The Machine" GUNN
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for
one fall with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing
first! (CUEUP "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails) Making his way
toward the ring, here is THOMAS "THE MACHINE" GUNN!!"
FLY: Well, Thomas Gunn making his first appearance in the
AAWC since Anarky's sudden retirement, and he might be
willing to take out his aggression on one Mark Windsor.
RA: "And his opponent...making his way toward the ring!
(CUEUP "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop) Accompanied to the ring
by...(Sighs)...Anarky and Thomas Gunn...here is the "Living
Legend"...MARVELOUS MARK WINDSOR!!"
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FLY: Mark Windsor is accompanied by his two goons, who as
of late have been imitating Anarky, and his opponent
tonight, Thomas Gunn.
GUNS: What do you think of these two imitations, Jim?
JIM MORA: I think they're horsesh*t, and they're gonna get
their asses kick. They suck.
FLY: Jim Mora, certainly never at a loss for words. Mark
Windsor climbs into the ring, and he's face to face with
Thomas Gunn. Windsor has that cocky smile on his face, and
he's talking trash to Gunn!
GUNS: I'm not sure Gunn really understands English yet,
Fly...he certainly doesn't speak it. But, those Hooked on
Phonics tapes are helping.
FLY: Windsor gets in Gunn's face, and now...OH MY! He just
slapped the taste out of Gunn's mouth, and WHOA! Thomas
Gunn just unloaded on him! Gunn nailed him with a hard
right hand, and now he's just pounding away on Windsor with
a barrage of double axhandles! He now continues to go to
work on Windsor with a series of stomps to the forehead!
Windsor climbs back to his feet, and he gets nailed with
another right hand by Gunn! Gunn whips him off the ropes,
and he catches him with a SIDEWALK SLAM!
GUNS: That was one heck of a maneuver by Thomas Gunn, and
Mark Windsor better get outside and regroup, or this one
will be over real quick!
FLY: Windsor indeed rolls to the outside, and he's trying
to take a breather! "Anarky" comes over to give him advice,
but Windsor nails him with a slap in the face!
JIM MORA: That SUCKED!
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 08
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Windsor/Gunn con't)
FLY: Windsor climbs up to the apron, but he's met with a
hard right hand by Gunn! Gunn now grabs the top rope, and
he's trying to slingshot Windsor back into the ring...NO!
Windsor blocked it, and now he pulls on the top rope, and
he slingshots Gunn over the top rope, and down to the arena
floor!
GUNS: I'm not gonna lie to you, Fly. That was a great,
great move.
FLY: Windsor now climbs into the ring, and he's arguing
with the official, while Stevie Rogers and the Silver
Beetle hammer away on Gunn!
JIM MORA: These kids are just going to get themselves in
trouble.
FLY: "Anarky" finally rolls Gunn back into the ring, and
Mark Windsor is right there to greet him with a hard stomp
to the forehead! Windsor pulls Gunn up to his feet, and he
whips him hard into the corner, following him in with a
hard elbow to the face!
GUNS: Windsor's starting to take control of this match now,
Fly. We're really going to see what Gunn is made out of now
that Anarky's not there to lead him anymore.
FLY: Windsor nails Gunn with a forearm to the head! And
another one! Now Windsor climbs to the second rope, and
he's hammering away on Gunn, as the fans count along!
JIM MORA: ONE...TWO...THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN
...EIGHT...NINE...TEN JIM EVERETT INTERCEPTIONS! Please,
somebody shoot me!
FLY: Windsor now comes down off the second rope, and he
catches Gunn with a hard SLAP right to the face!
GUNS: Now, that wasn't too bright...
FLY: Look at the sudden look of intensity in the eyes of
Thomas Gunn! He just told Windsor to do it again! And
Windsor obliges! Gunn starting to come out of the corner,
and Windsor is on the defensive! Windsor nails Gunn with a
hard right hand...but it had NO EFFECT!
JIM MORA: This boy's about to get his ass kicked.
FLY: Windsor fires another hard right hand, but Gunn caught
it, and now he locks knuckles with Windsor, and he's
forcing him down to one knee! What awesome power being
displayed by Gunn!
GUNS: He's another strong man, Fly...though once again,
he's not the Strongest Arms in the World!
FLY: Gunn pulls Windsor up to his feet, and pulls him in...
SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! He pulls Windsor up to his feet, and
he rocks him with a hard right hand! And another right
hand! And another! Gunn whips Windsor off the ropes and he
drops him with a powerful clothesline! Windsor staggers to
his feet, and Gunn comes off the ropes for a flying
shoulderblock...NO!
GUNS: "Anarky" tripped him up, Fly!
FLY: Gunn to his feet, and he turns to scream at Stevie
Rogers, and LOOK OUT! Windsor caught Gunn with a dropkick
from behind, and that sent Thomas Gunn over the top rope,
and down to the floor!
GUNS: And he's right back out there in the lion's den, Fly,
with Rogers and Beetle stomping away on him!
FLY: "Thomas Gunn" holding the real Thomas Gunn up, while
"Anarky" pounds away on him! Now "Anarky" hooks Gunn in...
DOUBLE ARM DDT on the concrete!
GUNS: These two impostors are celebrating...but it's going
to be a real short party, because Gunn just popped back up
to his feet!
FLY: Gunn up to his feet, and he's going after "Anarky"...
NO! "Anarky" pushed "Thomas Gunn" into the real Gunn, and
now he runs for dear life! But Gunn has the impostor Gunn
by the throat...CHOKESLAM on the concrete floor!
JIM MORA: I bet I know what that kid is thinkin' right
about now.
FLY: That sucked?
JIM MORA: That's the problem with you smart-ass media.
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Board: WRESTLING BB
Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 09
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Windsor/Gunn con't)
FLY: Excuse me?
JIM MORA: You *think* you know...but you *don't* know...and
you *never* will...
FLY: Um, okay, Jim...Gunn now chasing "Anarky" around the
ring, but Windsor just came down on him from behind with a
double axhandle! Windsor now rolls Gunn into the ring, and
follows right in after him. He sets Gunn up for a suplex...
NO! Gunn blocked it! He goes for it again, and again it's
blocked by Thomas Gunn!
GUNS: Looks like Windsor's about to go for a little ride
himself!
FLY: Gunn now has Windsor up high in a vertical suplex
position...NO! "Anarky" reached in the ring and twisted the
knee of Thomas Gunn, and Windsor comes crashing down on top
of Gunn! ONE...TWO...THR-NO!
JIM MORA: Well, I see the referees aren't any more
competent in the AAWC than they are in the NFL. One thing
you could always count on with NFL referees...was that they
sucked.
FLY: Windsor now pulls Thomas Gunn into the center of the
ring, and he's setting him up for the STF...but he takes a
second to yell something into the camera about Jagger Van
Justice...and it cost him! Gunn kicked out of the STF, and
Windsor goes flying facefirst into the corner!
GUNS: I love to talk, but there's a time for talk and a
time for action, and right there Mark Windsor picked the
wrong time to talk.
FLY: Gunn now gets to his feet! He limps over to Windsor,
and now he's got him up for a POWER BOMB...NO! Windsor got
over the shoulder, and now Windsor delivers a swift kick to
the knee of Thomas Gunn! He pulls him in, and now he's got
him...IMPLANT DDT!
GUNS: That might just about do it!
FLY: Windsor with the nonchalant cover on Gunn! ONE...TWO
...NO! Gunn kicked out!
GUNS: You've gotta hook the leg!
JIM MORA: That cover...that was a horsesh*t cover. It
SUCKED!
FLY: Why did we ever give Jim Mora a microphone?
GUNS: I don't know...
JIM MORA: And you *never* will...
FLY: Back to live action, fans! "Anarky" is up on the apron
complaining about the count, but now Windsor has Gunn in
the center of the ring, and he's got it hooked! Windsor has
Gunn hooked in the STF!
GUNS: But the referee is still trying to get that Rogers
character off the apron!
FLY: Mark Windsor has Thomas Gunn in the STF, but there's
no referee! Windsor lets go of the hold to see the referee
arguing with "Anarky", and Windsor doesn't look happy!
GUNS: Well, let's just say that "Anarky" or Stevie Rogers
or whoever he is obviously isn't the sharpest knife in the
drawer.
JIM MORA: Face it...he's dumber than a box of hair. He's
got an intellect that is rivaled only by a shed full of
garden tools.
FLY: Windsor over to the ropes, and he just SLAPPED the
taste out of the mouth of "Anarky", and he's really reading
him the riot act!
JIM MORA: Make sure to tell him that he sucks, Windsor!
Players like to hear that stuff!
FLY: Thomas Gunn back to his feet, and he charges Windsor
from behind! He nailed him, and Windsor went flying right
into "Anarky"! They cracked heads, and "Anarky" goes flying
off the apron, and Windsor may be out cold! Gunn hooks the
leg! ONE...TWO...THREE! He got him!
GUNS: Wow...that has to definitely be considered an upset!
But, I want Mark Windsor to remember that there are no
losers in this sport...only winners.
JIM MORA: Well, that's a bunch of HORSESH*T!
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Board: WRESTLING BB
Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 10
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
FLY: Well, needless to say, Mark Windsor was certainly none
too happy about his defeat here tonight, and that certainly
wasn't the kind of momentum he was looking for heading into
a possible match for the AAWC Television title right here
tomorrow night.
GUNS: Well, today's match is over. Mark Windsor needs to
regroup and start thinking about taking that title belt
from Lex Taylor...should Taylor still be wearing it at the
end of the night.
FLY: Well, fans, we're about ready for our next contest...
JIM MORA: There go the damn lights again.
FLY: Once again, the lights are flickering here in the New
Orleans SuperDome.
GUNS: Maybe the heat generated by all the candles on Bob
Ryder's birthday cake has caused some sort of strain on the
power companies of Louisiana.
JIM MORA: Maybe the SuperDome just forgot to pay their damn
electric bill. Lord knows that this is by far the most
ass-backwards state in the union.
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ULTRA VIOLENT vs. VEGAS CONNECTION
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for
one fall with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing
first, making their way toward the ring, along with their
manager Lady Luck! They are making their return to the
AAWC! Here are Aaron Reno and Steven Gage...THE VEGAS
CONNECTION!"
FLY: Well, Aaron Reno has been active in the AAWC, but we
haven't seen Gage here in a long time! The Vegas Connection
came close to winning the AAWC Universal Tag Team titles at
one point earlier this year. Can they make another run at
those belts?
RA: "And their opponents, making their way toward the ring!
(CUEUP "Vow" by Garbage) Here are Prizm and Spectrum...
ULTRA VIOLENT!!"
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FLY: Well, folks, Ultra Violent has been announced, but
they're not coming down to the ring! I'm not really sure
just what is going on here. The music has stopped, but...oh
no. (CUEUP "Only Happy When it Rains")
JIM MORA: You know what? This song sucks, too.
GUNS: You better get used to it, Jim. I have a feeling
you'll be hearing it a whole lot more throughout the next
two days.
JIM MORA: Well...that just sucks.
FLY: Dr. Silver has made his way to the ring, and he's got
the microphone!
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DR. SILVER: "Well, I'm sure that all you pieces of white
trash would like nothing better than to see Prizm and
Spectrum put these two guys and their manager with the
hooters over. But there's a little problem with that. Seems
that the UV's aren't here. They were here when the lights
went out, but God only knows where they are now. Maybe
Spectrum's finally gettin' some. I just hope the Russian
Mob doesn't get in the way again. But, I wouldn't want to
disappoint all you pieces of white trash here in the
(laughs) great state of Louisiana. So, you're still going
to get a tag team match. White trash, I want you to get on
your feet and welcome...SGT. FLINT M. JACOBS...BLOODHUNT...
my ELITE GUARD!!"
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FLY: Sgt. Flint M. Jacobs and Bloodhunt are making their
way to the ring, and what the heck are they singing?
JIM MORA: M-I-C...K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E. What the heck kinda
horsesh*t is this?
FLY: I'm not sure what's going on here, fans. Jacobs and
Bloodhunt salute Silver as he leaves the ring, and...what
the heck is Silver doing? He's pulled some sort of
cushioned chair out from under the ring, and oh no... he's
headed up here.
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 11
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Elite Guard/Vegas Connection con't)
DR. SILVER: Now, now,Fly...I was expecting a much more
cordial greeting from you. How's it going, GUNS? (Flashes
the Kliq sign.)
FLY: Well, the bell sounds and this one is underway! Jacobs
is going to start this one off against Steven Gage, and
what's this? He's telling Gage to get down and give him
twenty pushups!
SILVER: If there's one thing some of these maggots in the
AAWC lack...it's discipline, and Flint is right there to
teach it to 'em.
FLY: Gage refusing to do the pushups, and OH MY! Jacobs
caught him with a clubbing forearm to the head, and now
another one to the back of the neck knocks Gage facefirst
down to the canvas! Jacobs grabs him by the hair, and he's
rubbing his face in the mat!
SILVER: He's gonna do those pushups one way or the other,
Fly.
FLY: So what's the big idea, Silver? What are you doing up
here...and what's with that fancy chair?
SILVER: Well, I just wanted the Stone Cold Ringmaster to be
as comfortable as possible when he comes up here to
commentate on the main event a little later. I'd hate for
him to complain that he lost to me tomorrow night because
his ass was sore from a rock hard chair.
GUNS: That's very considerate of you, Doc.
SILVER: Why, thank you, GUNS. After all, sharing is caring.
JIM MORA: I think I'm gonna hurl.
FLY: Jacobs pulls Gage to his feet, and he catches him with
another forearm, and now he shoves Gage into the corner,
and he's getting right in his face screaming at him! He
just asked Gage how tall he was!
SILVER: I didn't know they could stack sh*t that high.
Gosh, the Sarge is a riot, isn't he?
FLY: Steven Gage obviously doesn't think so, as he catches
Jacobs with a hard right hand! And another one! He whips
Jacpbs off the ropes and catches him with an elbow to the
face! Now Gage makes the tag to Aaron Reno! They hammer on
Jacobs with a few forearms to the back, and now they pick
him up...DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!
GUNS: That was an excellent move!
FLY: Reno with the cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Jacobs kicked
out! Reno stays right on Jacobs however, with a reverse
chinlock!
GUNS: Not for long!
FLY: Bloodhunt just ran in there, hammered Reno in the back
of the neck, and ran back out of the ring!
SILVER: He makes a wonderful assassin, doesn't he? And
he'll make an even better TV champ. I personally can't wait
to see Extasy in that pillbox hat.
FLY: Now, it's Jacobs who has Aaron Reno in a reverse
chinlock, and he's screaming at him the entire time! He's
really giving Aaron Reno a verbal barrage!
SILVER: Well, the maggot deserves it! I think Flint found a
jelly donut in his locker room!
FLY: Oh, please. The crowd starting to get behind Aaron
Reno, as Reno starts to fight up to his feet! He catches
Jacobs with an elbow to the gut! And another one! Now Reno
breaks free with a third elbow! He whips Jacobs off the
ropes, and he catches him with a high kneelift! He makes
the tag in to Steven Gage! They whip Jacobs off the ropes,
and now they catch him with a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, and they
follow it up with a DOUBLE ELBOWDROP! Gage goes for the
cover, while the referee puts Aaron Reno out of the
ring...LOOK OUT! Bloodhunt just ran into the ring, and he
delivered a legdrop to the back of the head of Steven Gage!
JIM MORA: Come on, ref! Turn around!
FLY: The referee never saw any of that action! Gage is down
on the mat now, as Jacobs gets to his feet! Jacobs pulls
Steven Gage to his feet, and points him toward his corner!
Gage goes to make the tag...NO!
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 12
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Elite Guard/Vegas Connection con't)
JIM MORA: That's clipping! Fifteen yard penalty!
FLY: Not in the AAWC, it's not! Jacobs just clipped the
knee of Steven Gage from behind, and now he pulls Gage into
the center of the ring, and YES! He's hooked the Dragon
Lock!
SILVER: Ya know...considering that Adler's on my team
tonight, maybe I should have the Sarge teach Adler the
*right* way to hook the Dragon Lock.
FLY: Oh dear. Steven Gage is going to have to submit...NO!
Aaron Reno ran into the ring, and he broke the hold!
GUNS: Turnabout is fair play!
FLY: The referee putting Aaron Reno out of the ring, and
that gives Bloodhunt another opportunity to come into the
ring! Bloodhunt pulls Gage up to his feet and hooks him
in...OH MY! HEADSHOT!
SILVER: Maybe we should get a pillbox hat for Lady Luck,
too, Fly.
FLY: Reno finally out of the ring, but Gage is really in
trouble now! Jacobs not going for the cover, however! He's
making the tag to Bloodhunt, and Bloodhunt climbs to the
top rope! Jacobs hands Gage up to Bloodhunt, and here it
comes...SUPERBOMB!
SILVER: Wrong, Fly. We like to call that..the FALL OF
SAIGON!
FLY: Bloodhunt hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...THREE! It's over!
Aaron Reno tried to come in to make the save, but he got
met with a Jacobs clothesline! Now Bloodhunt back to his
feet! He pulls Aaron Reno in...HEADSHOT!
GUNS: They're not done with him yet, Fly!
SILVER: Hardcore, man. F*cking hardcore!
FLY: Bloodhunt going up to the top rope, and Jacobs passes
him up! OH MY! FALL OF SAIGON on Aaron Reno!
SILVER: VIET F'N NAM! VIET F'N NAM! VIET F'N NAM!
FLY: Sgt. Flint M. Jacobs and Bloodhunt are finally leaving
the ring, but they certainly gave the Vegas Connection a
rude welcome back to the AAWC.
JIM MORA: I wonder if my players will do that to me when I
come back to the NFL next year.
SILVER: Well, boys, it was nice seeing you, but I've got
other business to attend to. I hope Stone Cold Ringmaster
is happy with the chair. Me? Well, I'm only happy when it
rains.
FLY: Dr. Silver has left the broadcast booth, thankfully
without getting any broadcasters injured this time around.
GUNS: The night's young, Fly.
FLY: Indeed, I suppose it is, GUNS. It seems we have some
more commotion in the locker room! Let's take you back to
Bill Cooley!
GUNS: Another gyspy?
============================================================
COOLEY: Not quite, GUNS. It seems that police are
questioning Saafir Muhammed about the disappearance of Vic
Watters, and just moments ago, Saafir Muhammed was ARRESTED
for resisting arrest. Let's take a look at that footage
now!
============================================================
COP #1: "All right, Muhammed...what did you do with
Watters?
MUHAMMED: "I didn't touch Vic Watters, man, and if you
don't step off me, there's gonna be some problems up in
here. (Muhammed starts to walk away, but the three cops
push him against the wall.)
COP #2: We're not finished with you yet.
MUHAMMED: Yo, bitch...I ain't down with this Rodney King
sh*t, you understand?
COP #3: I don't care what you're "down" with, punk. Do
*you* understand?
MUHAMMED: Yo, just step off me befo' someone gets hurt.
(Muhammed tries to walk away, but the three cops grab him,
slap him in cuffs, and drag him away.)
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 13
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
FLY: Fans, I don't believe what I just saw! Saafir
Muhammed, apparently taken out of here in handcuffs, fans,
and that means that 187 might just have to wrestle the
Generation X-Press all by himself!
GUNS: Well, you could look at it this way, Fly! Kurt Taylor
has basically carried the Generation X-Press by himself
since joining the team, so maybe this evens up the odds a
little bit for him!
FLY: 187 is still one formidable opponent, and we're going
to try to get more information on Saafir Muhammed's
situation as it becomes available, but right now, let's go
back up to the ring!
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"Nature Boy" FLIC RAIR vs. "Sinister" SCOTTIE VAI
============================================================
RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for
one fall with a thirty minute time limit! Introducing
first, making his way toward the ring along with his
sidekick Spanky Richards! Here is "SINISTER" SCOTTIE VAI!"
FLY: Well, Scottie Vai has apparently found a new friend,
and he's accompanying him to ringside tonight!
JIM MORA: What's the deal with all these morons showing up
at ringside, Fly? Who's next? My old offensive coordinator?
GUNS: Ooh...that's just a low blow.
JIM MORA: Well, sometimes, big man...you gotta hit 'em
where it hurts.
RA: "And his opponent! (CUEUP "2001") Making his way toward
the ring! He hails from Charlotte, North Carolina, and
claims to be the REAL AAWC World Heavyweight champion! Here
is "NATURE BOY" FLIC RAIR!!"
============================================================
FLY: Flic Rair has made his way to the ring, and he's
looking to redeem himself after last week's controversial
loss to Steve Masters on Nitro!
GUNS: This is going to be a big test for Scottie Vai, Fly!
He beat Anarky last week, and if he can beat Rair here
tonight, it's really going to vault this newcomer right
into championship contention!
FLY: The bell sounds, and this one's underway! Rair gets
right in the newcomer's face, and he gives him a big
"WHOO!" Vai not phased by it, and he wants to lock up, but
Rair tells him to step aside!
JIM MORA: What's all this crap?
FLY: Now, Flic Rair doing his strut right down the center
of the ring...LOOK OUT! Scottie Vai just attacked Rair from
behind, and this match is underway! Vai pounding Flic Rair
into the canvas, and Spanky Richard is loving it on the
outside!
JIM MORA: That guy's more limber than half of the Saints
cheerleaders. And the bad thing is...he's better lookin
than three-quarters of em.
FLY: Vai comes down on Flic Rair with a kneedrop to the
back of the head, and now he takes the seasoned veteran in
a side headlock on the mat!
GUNS: But Flic Rair's been in that situation many times
before, Fly. He immediately goes to the tights, and he
rolls Vai over on his shoulders!
FLY: ONE...TWO...NO! Vai regains his position, and now he
wrenches even harder on that side headlock.
GUNS: That's how you get those cauliflower ears, Fly, and I
don't mind sharing this little tidbit of information with
you. They hurt. A lot.
FLY: Thank you for sharing. (Laughs.)
GUNS: I only do it...because I care.
FLY: Vai maintains that side headlock on the mat, but once
again Rair goes for the tights, and rolls Vai over onto his
shoulders one more time! ONE...TWO...NO! Vai regains his
position, and now he pulls the side headlock up to his
feet! Rair positions behind him, and picks him up...ATOMIC
DROP!
GUNS: But he still hung onto the headlock, Fly! That's
determination!
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 14
To: All Date: 10/25/96
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(Rair/Vai con't)
FLY: Vai maintains the headlock, but now Rair pushes on the
back, and finally manages to pop his head out! Now he takes
a standing hammerlock on Vai, and trips the newcomer down
to the canvas! Rair now delivering a series of kneedrops to
the side of the ribcage of Scottie Vai!
GUNS: He's punishing him right now, Fly. He's making him
pay for that headlock!
FLY: Rair now pulls Scottie Vai up to his feet, and he
backs the youngster up into the corner! Rair gives him a
"WHOO!", and then fires away on Scottie Vai with a hard
chop to the chest!
GUNS: I've been in that ring with a whole lot of people,
but there's nobody that chops any harder or any better than
Flic Rair.
FLY: Rair continuing to assault Scottie Vai with those
reverse knifedge chops, and now he whips Vai hard into the
far corner...NO! Reversal by Vai, and that sends Flic Rair
head over heels over the top rope!
GUNS: But Rair stayed on the apron, ands now he runs across
the apron and climbs to the top rope! He's in no man's land
up there, Fly!
FLY: Rair comes off the ropes, and he gets LEVELED with a
clothesline from Scottie Vai, and the impact of that move
brought the crowd to their feet! Scottie Vai pulls Rair up
to his feet, and he cinches him in! He's going for the Pain
Killer...NO! Big back body drop by the Nature Boy!
GUNS: He saved himself right there, Fly! I've never seen
anybody get up from the Pain Killer!
FLY: Rair runs off the ropes, and he catches Vai with a
high kneelift that knocks him to the canvas, and now Flic
Rair is relentlessly going after the leg!
GUNS: It's no secret what Rair is looking for, Fly, or how
he's going to try to get there!
FLY: Rair stomping away on the knee of Scottie Vai, and he
follows it up by delivering a precision elbowdrop to the
inside of the knee!
JIM MORA: He's really tearin' into that sucker, huh?
FLY: Rair drags Vai over near the ropes, and sets that leg
up right on the bottom rope, and now LOOK OUT! Rair drops
down on the knee! And again! Scottie Vai is howling in
pain, as the Nature Boy goes to work!
GUNS: Nobody can take apart a knee like Flic Rair can, with
the possible exception of Mike Randalls and a sharpened
2x4.
FLY: Rair pulls Vai up to his feet, and he hoists him up,
and drops him right back down with a KNEEBREAKER! He picks
him up again, and ANOTHER KNEEBREAKER! Rair now scoops Vai
up, and slams him down to the canvas, and he gives a
"WHOO!" to the crowd!
GUNS: He's going for it, Fly!
FLY: He's going for it...and he's got it hooked! Flic Rair
has hooked the figure four leglock on Scottie Vai, and this
one might just be over! Rair really rocking back with that
figure four, and Scottie Vai's in a lot of pain!
JIM MORA: Don't be a sissy, Vai. You just gotta suck it up
and keep going.
FLY: The referee asking Scottie Vai if he wants to give it
up, and Rair takes the opportunity to grab onto the second
rope for leverage!
JIM MORA: Once again, more incompetent officiating. You
know what? These refs SUCK!
FLY: More expert analysis from Jim Mora...
JIM MORA: Don't get smart with me, Rodriguez.
FLY: Rair using that extra leverage to force Scottie Vai's
shoulders to the canvas! ONE...TWO...NO! Vai just got the
shoulder up! The referee turns around to check on Rair, and
Rair releases the hold just in the nick of time!
GUNS: Like him or not, Flic Rair is certainly one of the
dirtiest players in the game.
JIM MORA: Bet Buddy Ryan would have liked him...
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 15
To: All Date: 10/25/96
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(Rair/Vai con't)
FLY: The referee once again turns his attention to Scottie
Vai, and once again Flic Rair grabs onto those ropes for
leverage, and you can really see the pain on Scottie Vai'[s
face now!
JIM MORA: He thinks that's pain? Try coaching in the same
place for over a decade and never winning one blessed
playoff game!
FLY: Vai's shoulders are down on the canvas again! ONE...
TWO...NO! Vai just got them up again! The referee turns his
attention to Rair, and Rair once again releases the ropes
in time! Rair now getting in Scottie Vai's face, and he's
taunting the youngster!
GUNS: There's no reason for this...
FLY: You *never* tried to show up *any* of your opponents
in the ring, did you, GUNS?
GUNS: Well, maybe one or two...(Laughs.)
FLY: Rair just SLAPPED Scottie Vai in the face, and Scottie
Vai is not happy about it! Now Rair reaches back to grab
the rope...but Spanky Richards is pulling the ropes back,
and out of Rair's reach!
JIM MORA: At least the moron is serving some purpose out
there...unlike Jim Everett.
FLY: Rair can't use the ropes for leverage, and Scottie Vai
takes advantage of the situation! He's trying to turn the
figure four over! Can he get it? YES! YES! Scottie Vai has
reversed the figure four!
GUNS: Great move by the kid, and Rair reaching for the
ropes to try and get a break...and he just got SLAPPED
right in the face by Richards!
FLY: Richards released the rope, and the second rope just
popped Flic Rair right in the face! That's going to force a
break, and now Rair rolls right to the outside, and he's
going after Spanky Richards!
JIM MORA: He's gonna give that kid a good old fashioned ass
kicking. Fans in Louisiana are used to seeing that...every
time the Saints take the field. Man...did we suck.
FLY: Spanky Richards picks up a steel chair to defend
himself, but that's not deterring Flic Rair! Richards
throws the chair at Rair, but Rair caught it! OH MY!
Richards just SPANKY KICKED the chair, and the chair nailed
Rair right in the face!
GUNS: That was Richards' plan the whole time, and it worked
perfectly! Rair might be out cold!
FLY: Richards rolls Rair into the ring, and now Vai picks
him up, and he cinches him in! PAIN KILLER! That could do
it! ONE...TWO...THREE! He got him! And for the second week
in a row, Scottie Vai has pulled a major upset out of his
hat!
GUNS: Last week, he beat the King of the Glorified Jobbers.
This week...he beat Flic Rair, who was old enough to throw
the first birthday party for dirt.
FLY: Nonetheless, Scottie Vai has continued his winning
ways here in the AAWC, and now he has to sit and wait to
see whether his matchup with Xavier Virile tomorrow night
will be for the AAWC Television title!
GUNS: And with this Spanky Richards kid hanging around, who
knows what might happen.
FLY: Well, fans, coming up next, I'm going to go up to the
ring to have a special interview with President Schmid, and
he's going to make an announcement about the legality of
the Fashion Statement!
GUNS: Well, go up there and get 'em, Fly. Me and Jimbo can
handle things here in the booth.
JIM MORA: Never...and I mean never call me "Jimbo" again. I
don't give a rat's ass *how* big your arms are.
GUNS: I feel a lot of love in this booth right now.
JIM MORA: I'm gonna have to fire my agent. Why the hell did
I take this gig?
GUNS: Because food stamps just aren't what they used to be,
Jim.
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 16
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
FLY: "Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time...is the
President of the All-Action Wrestling Conference! Ladies
and gentlemen, here is...PRESIDENT SCHMID!! (CUEUP "Hail to
the Chief" as President Schmid makes his way to the ring.)
President Schmid, thank you very much for taking the time
out of your busy schedule to join us in the ring tonight
for this special interview!
SCHMID: "Well, Fly, everybody knows that I'm a hands-on
type of President. I take a lot of pride in what goes on
here in the All Action Wrestling Conference, and it's taken
a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to make the AAWC the very
BEST in professional wrestling today. Now, as you know, a
few weeks ago...we had a triangle match for the AAWC World
Heavyweight title. Before that match, Dr. Silver filed a
protest with the AAWC offices concerning one of
then-champion Marcus Price's finishing maneuvers, the
Fashion Statement, claiming it was a blatant chokehold. As
is standard procedure, we suspended that particular hold
pending an investigation. Marcus Price proceeded to attempt
to use that hold in the course of that championship match,
and was summarily prevented from doing so by the referee.
Marcus Price went on to lose that match, and his immediate
reaction...upon my presence at ringside...was to apply the
Fashion Statement on me. Well, I've felt the Fashion
Statement firsthand, folks. And as much as I would *love*
to ban this maneuver from now until the end of time, just
to teach Mr. Price a lesson...I can't legally do that. It
is a legal maneuver, and as such, Mr. Price will be able to
use the Fashion Statement in all future appearances he has
with the All Action Wrestling Conference. Now, I would also
like to suspend Marcus Price for his actions after that
match...but I don't think it would be in the best interest
of the fans of the AAWC to do so. You fans came here to the
SuperDome tonight...you fans bought the show on
Pay-Per-View, because you wanted to see the Real Men
Wrestle, and Marcus Price is certainly one of the
superstars that you will ONLY see in the All Action
Wrestling Conference. He is our United States Heavyweight
champion, and he has two top-notch title defenses lined up
for this very event. Tonight, he steps in that ring with
Mike Randalls. Tomorrow night, he steps into that ring with
Mike Chain. You fans were promised those matchups, and
you're going to get those matchups. Marcus Price will not
be suspended, at least not at the present time.
There will be a substantial fine, but Marcus Price
will not miss any AAWC action. However, Mr. Price...and
Angel of Mercy...I want you both to listen up and listen
good. The office of the President is not going to be
bullied by you or anybody else. You got away with it this
time, but you're both on strict probation, and if you so
much as LOOK at an AAWC official the wrong way, you're
going to be suspended so fast that your head is going to
spin. Thank you very much for having me out here, Fly, and
fans, enjoy the rest of the show!"
FLY: "Well, there you have it. The decision of AAWC
President Schmid! The Fashion Statement is now undisputedly
a legal hold in the AAWC, but Marcus Price has the entire
AAWC offices on his back. One wrong move could mean
disaster for Marcus Price!"
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GUNS: Well, what did you think of that decision, Jim?
JIM MORA: You know what I think of that decision? I think
it sucked. There's no room for insubordination, GUNS. Ray
Zellars is a great running back for the Saints...but he
raised his voice to me in practice, and I suspended his
ass. Schmid should have thrown Price right out on the
street, and hoped the door hit him in the ass on the way
out. But then again, what do I know? I don't even have a
job anymore.
GUNS: It's all right, big guy. Let it out. After all,
sharing is caring. Need a hug?
JIM MORA: I need a beer...make it two.
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 17
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
FLY: Well, folks, before we go up to the ring for our next
matchup, let's go back to Bill Cooley! Take it away, Bill!
============================================================
COOLEY: Well, fans, just a few moments ago, our cameras
caught AAWC Television champion "Lethal" Lex Taylor and his
valet Extasy walking into the arena. Lex Taylor was
absolutely *adamant* that Extasy go home, and that it was
too dangerous for her to be in the arena. Extasy, however,
stood her ground. She said that she was an "adult", and
could make her own decisions, and she followed Taylor into
the SuperDome tonight, although Lex was clearly not happy
about it. It'll be interesting to see what happens a little
later on tonight, but let's go back to you, Fly!
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FLY: Well, one can certainly understand the concern of the
TV champion Lex Taylor, considering all of the threats that
Bloodhunt has been making, especially coming off the whole
Big Mack situation.
GUNS: I know how Lex Taylor feels right now. As some fans
might remember, I used to come to the ring with a valet by
the name of Miss Heather. She went on to become my wife,
and I stopped her from coming to ringside because too many
people would try to get to me through her...the name King
Crab comes to mind from CCW...and I didn't want either of
us to have to go through that. Lex Taylor might be reaching
that point, and I can't say I blame him.
FLY: Well, on that note, let's go up to the ring for this
next match!
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UNTOUCHABLES vs. ARROGANCE
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is a tag team
match scheduled for one fall, with a thirty minute time
limit! Introducing first, making their way toward the ring!
Here are JOEY MELTON and PEYTON WRIGHT...ARROGANCE!!"
FLY: Well, despite Eric Wright's concerns to the contrary,
Joey Melton and Peyton Wright are making their way toward
the ring for this big matchup...WAIT A SECOND! LOOK OUT!
The Untouchables and Nathan Storm have jumped Arrogance in
the aisleway!
GUNS: It's starting to look like a little bit of payback
time, Fly!
FLY: We haven't heard much from Arrogance since they
attacked Shawn Matthews last week in Pittsburgh, and now,
they're taking a backjumping in the aisle, courtesy of the
<> X-Change!
JIM MORA: Now, this is what I like to see!
FLY: Nathan Storm dragging Peyton Wright down toward
ringside, by raking his head across the steel barricade the
entire way! He rams Wright hard into the corner of the
Spanish broadcast table, and Peyton Wright is now busted
WIDE OPEN!
GUNS: Storm and Wright had a bit of a feud during
Arrogance's last go-around here in the AAWC, and obviously
Storm hasn't forgotten about it!
FLY: Storm now slams Wright on top of that Spanish
broadcast table, and they're running for cover! Storm now
rolls into the ring, and he sets up a chair in the center
of the ring! Storm off the ropes, hops on the chair, leaps
to the top rope and springboards off with a SOMERSAULT
SPLASH through the table!
JIM MORA: Oooh...that looked like it hurt!
FLY: Storm still pounding away on Peyton Wright, while the
Untouchables have rolled Joey Melton into the ring, and
they are just pounding away on him! Nathan Storm finally
heads back to the locker room, and he's leaving Peyton
Wright laying in a pool of blood and table remnants!
GUNS: Nathan Storm has been the forgotten man in the <>
X-Change lately, but I have a feeling that Peyton Wright is
going to remember him for a little while.
JIM MORA: I don't think Wright is going to remember much of
anything tonight!
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 18
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Untouchables/Arrogance con't)
FLY: Palmer and Knight whip Melton off the ropes, and they
catch him with a vicious DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Now, Ben
Palmer steps to the outside on the ring apron, and it looks
like this match is going to get underway!
GUNS: All of that stuff happened before the bell, so the
Untouchables couldn't be disqualified for it, and now Joey
Melton is facing a major disadvantage.
FLY: Jason Knight comes off the ropes, and he drops a big
elbow down on Melton! And another one! He pulls Joey Melton
up to his feet, and he takes him over with a textbook SNAP
SUPLEX! Knight makes the tag to Palmer, and now he whips
Melton off the ropes! Melton with a LEAPFROG over Knight,
and he jumped right into a clothesline by Palmer, and
Melton did a complete 360 in the air before crashing down
to the mat!
GUNS: The Untouchables have excellent teamwork skills, Fly,
and those are going to be key if they want to win the
Universal tag team titles tomorrow night!
FLY: Ben Palmer going to work on Joey Melton now with a
series of forearms to the back. He finally pulls Melton to
his feet, and takes the seasoned veteran over with a
GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Palmer with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO!
Melton kicked out!
GUNS: Melton's a heck of a competitor, Fly. Just because
his partner is laid out in a pool of his own blood at
ringside isn't going to make this guy quit.
FLY: Palmer now pulls Melton to his feet...DOUBLE UNDERHOOK
POWERBOMB! Palmer hooks the leg once again! ONE...TWO...NO!
Melton kicked out, and now Palmer makes the quick tag to
Jason Knight! He whips Melton off the ropes, and he catches
him with a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! He holds him on his
knee, and Jason Knight comes off the ropes and delivers a
crushing LEGDROP!
GUNS: That move might have done it right there!
JIM MORA: I'd like to try that move on a few members of my
offensive line!
FLY: Knight with the cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! NO! Melton
just got the shoulder up, and Jason Knight can't believe
it! He goes to pick Melton up...NO! Joey Melton caught
Jason Knight with a headbutt to the breadbasket!
JIM MORA: He hit him in the balls! Just say it like a man,
Rodriguez!
FLY: Jason Knight falls to the canvas in pain, and that
gives Joey Melton a little bit of time to recover. Melton
gets to his feet, and he walks over and he nailed Ben
Palmer with a hard right hand on the apron!
GUNS: That brings Palmer running into the ring, but that
distracts the referee!
FLY: Melton just pulled a chain out of his tights, and he
begins punching away on Jason Knight with it! Jason Knight
has been busted open by that chain!
JIM MORA: Maybe I should have had Renaldo Turnbull use that
on a few more quarterbacks...
FLY: Palmer finally gets out of the ring, and Melton hides
the chain back in his tights! He catches Jason Knight with
an elbow to the temple, and now he pulls Knight up to his
feet, and whips him off the ropes, and catches him with a
knee right to the stomach!
GUNS: Joey Melton is being very methodical here, Fly.
FLY: Melton comes off the ropes, and he comes down on Jason
Knight with a fistdrop! He pulls Knight to his feet, and he
whips him off the ropes, and he catches Jason Knight in a
SLEEPERHOLD!
GUNS: Melton's got a great sleeperhold, Fly, and he's got
that one cinched perfectly!
FLY: Jason Knight is starting to fade, and the nightmare of
losing to Joey Melton all by himself may just come true
for the Untouchables!
JIM MORA: How arrogant will he be now if he beats these
guys all by himself?
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 19
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Untouchables/Arrogance con't)
FLY: Joey Melton maintaining the sleeperhold on Jason
Knight, and the referee checks the arm! It drops once! It
drops twice! Will it drop a third time? NO! Knight holds
his arm up high, and now he gets out to the side a little
bit, and catches Melton in the gut with an elbow! And
another elbow! Can he break the hold...NO! Melton pulled
Knight down by the hair, and now he holds him in a reverse
chinlock!
GUNS: Great recovery by Melton, but Jason Knight is
fighting right back up!
FLY: Jason Knight is back to his feet again...and now he
drops right down with a CHINBREAKER! He rammed Melton's jaw
right into the top of his head!
GUNS: That's the hardest part of the body, and Joey Melton
took that full force!
FLY: Melton staggers over to the corner, and he's NAILED
with a hard right hand from Benjamin Palmer! Melton
staggers back toward the center of the ring, and he's
caught right on the jaw with a STANDING DROPKICK by Knight!
Melton staggers back toward the corner, and Palmer grabs
him by the hair and drops down off the apron, clotheslining
Melton across the top rope!
GUNS: Another great move by the Untouchables, and now
Melton staggers back into a SCHOOLBOY from Jason Knight!
ONE...TWO...THR-NO! He almost had him, Fly!
FLY: He certainly did, GUNS! Now, Jason Knight looks a
little uncertain of what to do with Joey Melton! He goes
over to pick him up, but OH MY! Melton took that chain out
of his tights, and he just NAILED Knight on the forehead
with it! Melton now rolls Knight up in a small package!
GUNS: But Dr. Thomas Knight is up on the apron arguing
about the chain!
FLY: Melton has Knight pinned, but here comes Palmer!
Palmer comes into the ring, and reverses the small package!
Dr. Thomas Knight hops off the apron, and the referee turns
around! Here's the count! ONE...TWO...THREE! It's over, and
the Untouchables have the win!
GUNS: It certainly wasn't a pretty win, but they got the
job done. I just don't want Joey Melton going home feeling
too bad about himself. As lomg as he remembers that there
are no losers in this sport, only winners...he'll live a
long and happy life.
FLY: Well, whatever the philosophy, Benjamin Palmer and
Jason Knight will now move on to face the AAWC Universal
Tag Team champions, whomever they may be, tomorrow night
right here at OktoberFest.
JIM MORA: What kind of OktoberFest is this anyway? I don't
see one DROP of beer...
FLY: The Untouchables are heading back to the locker room,
and...you know, this is really starting to lose it's charm.
The lights have gone off once again in the SuperDome, and
the crowd is starting to get just a bit agitated.
GUNS: Are you afraid of the dark, Fly? Hey, wait a
minute...Jim...is that your hand on my wallet?
JIM MORA: Well, you *did* say sharing was caring.
GUNS: I don't care *that* much...
JIM MORA: Well, then...you suck.
FLY: The lights have finally come back on here in the
SuperDome, and fans, we're just about ready for the first
of our three big title matchups today!
GUNS: I can't wait.
FLY: Fans, "Lethal" Lex Taylor has had a vice-grip on the
AAWC Television title for quite a while here in the AAWC,
although his reign was briefly interrupted at one point by
Big Mack...Lex Taylor came right back and regained the
title in a tag team rematch. Tonight, two men try to change
the TV title picture, as "Primetime" Xavier Virile and
Bloodhunt, both relatively new to the AAWC, get their first
crack at AAWC gold!
GUNS: It's a great chance for both of them!
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 20
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
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AAWC TELEVISION TITLE TRIANGLE MATCH
"Lethal" LEX TAYLOR (C)
vs.
"Primetime" XAVIER VIRILE
vs.
BLOODHUNT
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one
fall with a sixty minute time limit, and is a triangle
match for the AAWC Television title! Introducing first, one
of the challengers! Already making his way to the ring,
here is BLOODHUNT!!"
FLY: We've already seen Bloodhunt out here once this
evening, in tag team competition with Sgt. Flint M. Jacobs.
Now, he has the chance for a clean sweep, and to walk away
with the AAWC TV title.
RA: "And his opponent, also a challenger! Making his way
toward the ring, along with his bodyguard, "Secret Service"
Scott Stone! Ladies and gentlemen, here is "PRIMETIME"
XAVIER VIRILE!!"
FLY: Xavier Virile making his way toward the ring, and he
looks incredibly confident, coming off his first round
victory over the Eliminator in the Ironman of Champions
earlier this week! Now, Virile is stepping in there with a
chance to get Bloodhunt back for the series of attacks he
has endured since he first set foot in the AAWC, and his
first shot at AAWC gold!
RA: "And their opponent, making his way toward the ring
with his valet, Extasy! He is the AAWC Television Champion!
Ladies and gentlemen, here is..."LETHAL" LEX TAYLOR!!"
============================================================
FLY: Lex Taylor is making his way toward the ring, but
there is no Extasy in sight.
GUNS: I guess we know who won the argument now, Fly.
FLY: Lex Taylor is walking down that aisle with a
tremendous chip on his shoulder. This man has been through
quite a lot here in the last few weeks here in the AAWC,
and now he faces perhaps his stiffest challenge yet as the
TV Champion.
GUNS: No doubt about it, Fly. It's always tougher to beat
two men than none.
FLY: Just as there are many ways to skin a cat, there are
many ways to run a triangle match here in the AAWC. The
stipulations for this match is that the first man to make
the pin on anybody will be the AAWC TV champion.
GUNS: So, you don't have to pin 'em both?
FLY: Not in this one, you don't. The competitors have
flipped coins to see who's going to start it out, and the
champion is going to start in the ring against Xavier
Virile! The bell sounds, and this one is underway! Virile
locks up with Taylor, but Taylor just tossed the challenger
into the neutral corner like a sack of potatoes!
GUNS: Lex Taylor's yet another powerful man here in the
AAWC...but not even Lex is the Strongest Arms in the
World.
FLY: Taylor now pointing toward Bloodhunt! He wants Virile
to tag Bloodhunt into the ring!
GUNS: Looks like the crowd wants to see it, too!
JIM MORA: I just want to see the chick come out here. Damn
Taylor's a party pooper.
FLY: Virile goes to make the tag to Bloodhunt...NO! Lex
Taylor just hammered him from behind! He suckered the
rookie in, and now he's making him pay for it with a series
of double axhandles to the back! He is pounding Xavier
Virile into the canvas!
GUNS: He's really ripping into him, isn't he?
FLY: Taylor now goes over to the corner, and he just NAILED
Bloodhunt with a hard right hand, and pulled him over the
top rope and into the ring! He whips Bloodhunt off the
ropes, and he catches him coming off with a POWERSLAM! Lex
Taylor is fired up!
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 21
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Taylor/Virile/Bloodhunt con't)
GUNS: He may be fired up, Fly, but he's not the legal man
anymore.
FLY: The referee has ruled Taylor's punching Bloodhunt a
tag, and he is forcing the TV champion to get out of the
ring, and he doesn't like it one bit.
JIM MORA: Well, hey, you're not allowed to tackle the
quarterback if he's standing on the sidelines, and you
can't just go beating on anyone you want.
FLY: Taylor is out of the ring now, as Virile gets back to
his feet, and he starts stomping away on Bloodhunt! He
whips Bloodhunt off the ropes for a clothesline...NO!
Bloodhunt ducked it, and now he comes off the ropes with a
FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK! Bloodhunt gets to his feet, and now
he drops an elbow on Virile...NO! Virile got out of the
way! Now Virile scrambles to his feet, and he drops an
elbow on Bloodhunt! And another one! And a third elbow drop
by Virile!
GUNS: He's really taking it to him now, Fly!
FLY: Virile now pulls Bloodhunt to his feet, and catches
him with a hard right hand! He whips Bloodhunt off the
ropes, and catches him with a FRANKENVIRILE! NO!
JIM MORA: A Frankenwhat?
FLY: Bloodhunt held onto the ropes, and Virile missed the
move hard! He landed right on the back of his head, and now
Bloodhunt is stomping away on him! Now, he pulls Virile to
his feet, and he just shoved him into the corner, and
Taylor tags in!
GUNS: Why would he do something like that, Fly?
FLY: I'm not sure exactly what's running through
Bloodhunt's mind right now! HE could have tried to pin
Virile and win the TV title, but it appears he wants a
piece of Lex Taylor.
JIM MORA: I don't get this at all. If your running game's
workin' for you, you don't suddenly start throwing on first
down...and you certainly don't punt when you're on your
opponent's 20 yard line.
FLY: Bloodhunt challenging Lex Taylor to a test of
strength! He must be out of his mind! Taylor locks up with
him, and he easily forces the former CIA operative down to
the ground! But, OH MY!
GUNS: The CIA isn't known for playing fair, and Bloodhunt
just headbutted Taylor in the groin!
FLY: Bloodhunt now grabs the legs of Taylor, and trips him
to the canvas! He holds those legs open, and OH MY! MAKE A
WISH! He just came down with a vicious headbutt to the
groin area!
JIM MORA: Why the hell do you have such a problem with the
word "balls", Rodriguez? Do you have any, or are you a
gelding?
FLY: Bloodhunt now has a hold of Taylor's legs, and he
rocks back, and he just SLINGSHOTS Lex Taylor hard
headfirst into the corner! Bloodhunt catches him coming out
of the corner, and he scoops him up for the HEADSHOT...NO!
Taylor got over the shoulder and got behind Bloodhunt! He
pushes Bloodhunt into the ropes, and rolls him up from
behind! NO! Bloodhunt held onto the ropes! Taylor scrambles
to his feet in the center of the ring! Bloodhunt charges
with a clothesline, but Taylor ducked it, and now he turns
around and absolutely LEVELS Bloodhunt with a clothesline
of his own!
GUNS: Great flurry by these two men, Fly!
FLY: Now Taylor is down on Bloodhunt, and he's hammering
away on him with a series of hard right hands!
GUNS: Every one of those is a closed fist, Fly, and the
referee's going to put a stop to it.
FLY: The referee pulls Taylor off of Bloodhunt, and he's
warning him about the closed fists! This gives Bloodhunt
some time to crawl to the corner, and he makes the tag to
Xavier Virile!
GUNS: This is Virile's chance to shine, Fly!
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(Taylor/Virile/Bloodhunt con't)
FLY: Virile charges into the ring, and he nails Taylor from
behind with a forearm to the back! He grabs Taylor by the
hair, and rams him hard headfirst into the turnbuckle! He
goes for it again...NO! Taylor blocked it, and now he rams
Virile into the buckle! And again!
GUNS: Let's all count, shall we?
JIM MORA: I need a keg...
FLY: THREE...FOUR...FIVE...SIX...SEVEN...EIGHT...NINE...
TEN TIMES into the top turnbuckle, and Xavier Virile is
woozy! Taylor whips him off the ropes, but he put his head
down, and Virile caught him with an elbow to the back of
the neck! Now Virile pulls Taylor in...PILEDRIVER!
GUNS: Virile with the cover! ONE...TWO...NO!
FLY: Virile stays right on the champion however! He pulls
Taylor to his feet, and brings him right back down to the
canvas with a RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Virile hooks the leg!
ONE...TWO...but not quite three!
JIM MORA: This Taylor's showin' a lot of guts right now.
That alone puts him head and shoulders above each and every
New Orleans Saint.
FLY: Virile pulls Taylor up to his feet, and now he sets
him up for a vertical suplex...NO! Taylor blocked it! Now
Taylor tries to get Virile up for a suplex, but Virile
blocks it! Virile now gets Taylor up in a suplex...NO!
BRAIN BUSTER! Great move by Virile, and a new champion to
be crowned perhaps! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! NO! Taylor just
kicked out!
GUNS: And Virile shares a few words of encouragement with
the referee.
JIM MORA: Holy smokes! Check out the cheesecake comin' down
the aisle! Hubba hubba!
FLY: I don't believe this, fans! Extasy is making her way
toward the ring, and she is wearing that pink Jackie
Kennedy outfit and pillbox hat that Bloodhunt sent her!
JIM MORA: It looks GREAT on her, Fly! Though...I'd like to
see her without it.
FLY: All three competitors are in shock, and Lex Taylor
can't believe it! He crawls over to the ropes, and he's
screaming "Kira!". Kira Nelson, of course, is Extasy's real
name, and Lex Taylor wants her away from ringside!
GUNS: And who can blame him, Fly? Bloodhunt just hopped off
the apron, and he's making his way toward her!
FLY: Taylor tries to roll to the outside, but Virile pulls
him back into the ring! Virile nails Taylor with a hard
right hand, and now he whips him off the ropes!
FRANKENVIRILE!
JIM MORA: I'm more interested in what's goin' on outside
the ring, Fly!
FLY: Bloodhunt has Extasy cornered, and it's looking like a
mistake that she came out here! She just screamed "Lex!"
and pointed behind Bloodhunt! Bloodhunt turns around, and
OH MY! Extasy just waffled him with that purse, and he went
down like a ton of bricks!
GUNS: Looks like she just outsmarted the CIA. That should
give us all high hopes for our national security.
FLY: Inside the ring, Virile slams Taylor to the canvas,
and now he's climbing up to the top rope for the Pain
Killer, but get a load of this!
JIM MORA: Have you ever seen the movie "Striptease"?
"Showgirls" ring a bell?
FLY: I don't believe it! Extasy is peeling off that pink
ensemble...to reveal a black leather outfit with the name
"PRIMETIME" on it!
JIM MORA: Something tells me that she's not wearing that
because she's a Deion fan!
FLY: Virile was distracted momentarily by the striptease,
but now he comes off the top with the PAIN KILLER! NO!
Nobody home!
GUNS: He took too much time, and Taylor got out of way just
in the nick of time!
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To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Taylor/Virile/Bloodhunt con't)
FLY: Both men are down on the canvas, and now Extasy is
pounding on the mat trying to get Virile's attention!
Virile gets to his feet, and he looks to Extasy for
advice!
JIM MORA: I'd be lookin' to her for a whole lot more than
advice.
FLY: But wait a second! Taylor crawled over, and he picked
up Extasy's purse from the ring apron!
GUNS: Something's rotten in the state of Denmark, Fly!
JIM MORA: Who gives a rat's ass about Denmark?
FLY: Extasy now on the apron talking to the referee! Virile
turns around, and OH MY! Taylor just waffled him with that
loaded purse, and he throws it out of the ring! Extasy hops
off the apron with a smile on her face! Taylor now picks
Virile up and places him on the top rope!
GUNS: He could have gone for the pin right there, Fly, but
I think he's looking to punish Virile!
FLY: Taylor has Virile set up...here it comes...LEX PLEX!
He nailed it!
GUNS: Wait a second, Fly! I think I saw Bloodhunt get back
up to his feet, and he reached up and tagged the foot of
Virile right before the move!
FLY: Taylor's covering Virile, but there's no count! I
think the referee saw it too! That means Bloodhunt's the
legal man, and not Virile! The referee taps Taylor on the
back, and now Taylor's raising his hand in victory, but
this one's not over! Bloodhunt nails him from behind, and
now he cinches him in...HEADSHOT!
GUNS: That might just be the most devastating move in
wrestling, Fly!
FLY: Bloodhunt hit the Headshot on Lex Taylor, and Extasy
screams in horror! Now what's Bloodhunt doing? He just
tagged Virile's arm, and now he rolls Virile on top of
Taylor, and he's leaving the ring!
JIM MORA: I don't know about Denmark, but something's very
rotten in that ring!
FLY: Virile on top of Taylor for the ONE...TWO...THREE!
It's over! I don't believe it! We have a new AAWC
Television champion, but what in the world just happened?
Bloodhunt helped Virile win the title?
GUNS: I think Lex Taylor has been scammed big time here,
Fly.
FLY: Xavier Virile doesn't even know where he is, but the
referee raises his hand! I'm not sure what is going
on...(CUEUP "Only Happy When it Rains") But I have a
feeling we're going to get a very good idea. Dr. Silver,
and his entire band of thugs are making their way toward
the ring! Silver, Bloodhunt, Jacobs, Hell's Caretaker, and
now, it looks like even Ultra Violent has been found, and
they have made their way to the ring!
GUNS: And look at what Caretaker has in his hand. It's a
bottle of Poland Spring.
FLY: Hell's Caretaker just raised Virile's hand, and handed
him the bottle of Poland Spring! Meanwhile, Silver just
grabbed the TV title belt from the referee, and he's
slumping in the corner! Virile staggers over to the corner,
and he hands Silver the bottle of water, and Silver
responds by handing the TV title belt to Virile! I don't
believe what we're seeing here!
GUNS: Are you telling me that this has all been a setup
from the very beginning?
FLY: It would certainly appear that way, GUNS! Now, Virile
is down on his knees, clutching and hugging that TV title
belt, and now he's on his feet, and he just hugged Dr.
Silver before leaving the ring, holding that TV title belt
high!
JIM MORA: If looks could kill, then Xavier Virile would be
six feet under right now, because Dr. Silver is staring a
hole through the kid as he heads back to the locker room!
GUNS: Guess not everybody enjoys a good hug.
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 24
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
FLY: Well, fans, Lex Taylor and Extasy are finally leaving
the ring area, following that shocking scene that just
occurred, where apparently Xavier Virile has been working
with Dr. Silver from day one here in the AAWC!
GUNS: Taylor is still shaking off the effects of that
HeadShot, but he does not look happy.
FLY: Well, fans, up next...we've got a classic matchup for
the AAWC United States title, as "Fashion Plate" Marcus
Price is going to defend against a former United States
champ in his own right, Devastating Mike Randalls.
GUNS: There's nobody in the AAWC that knows Mike Randalls
better than I do, Fly. He's not coming to play tonight.
He's coming to win that belt, and Marcus Price is going to
have a tough time stopping him.
FLY: With that in mind, let's go up to the ring!
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RA: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled
for one fall with a sixty minute time limit, and is for the
AAWC United States Heavyweight Championship! Introducing
first, the challenger! (CUEUP "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin)
Making his way toward the ring! Recently from the Green
Valley Home for the Mentally Insane, ladies and gentlemen
here is...DEVASTATING MIKE RANDALLS!!"
FLY: Mike Randalls is making his way to the ring, and he
has one of the most chilling ring entrances in all of
wrestling. You can just see the intensity on his face, and
I can only imagine how much more intense he is going to be
tomorrow night, when he steps in that ring with none other
than "Mr. Magnificent" Tom Adler!
RA: "And his opponent! (CUEUP "Hallelujah Chorus") Making
his way toward the ring, along with his manager, the CEO of
the Ego Foundation, the Angel of Mercy! He hails from Bel
Air, California, and is the AAWC United States Heavyweight
Champion! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome "FASHION
PLATE" MARCUS PRICE!!"
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FLY: Marcus Price is making his way toward the ring, with
that United States title belt draped over his shoulder, and
he's got a stone cold look in his eye. You can tell that
he's not all that thrilled at the prospect of stepping in
that ring with Mike Randalls.
GUNS: That proves he's completely sane, then, Fly...because
nobody in their right mind would want to face Randalls in
this spot. It's not about winning or losing when you get in
that ring with Randalls...it's a matter of SURVIVING, and
that's what Price has to be concerned with right about
now.
FLY: Marcus Price takes off that gorgeous robe of his, and
now he steps up to the front and center of the ring, and
he's looking face to face with Mike Randalls!
GUNS: Just look at Randalls' eyes, Fly! Those aren't eyes
you want to look into all too often.
FLY: Price holds the United States title up in Randalls'
face, and now he hands the belt off to the referee! The
bell sounds, and this one is underway!
JIM MORA: You can cut the electricity in the dome with a
knife, boys!
FLY: Randalls and Price are just jawing with each other
right now, and now they lock up! Marcus Price gains the
advantage, and backs Mike Randalls up into the corner! Will
we see a clean break from the Fashion Plate? Yes.
GUNS: Well, Price has to be on his best behavior now that
Schmid has him on probation.
FLY: Randalls walks out of the corner, and locks up once
again with the United States champion! Randalls uses his
power advantage to force Price down to the canvas, and
Marcus Price is complaining about a hairpull!
JIM MORA: What a freakin' sissy. I didn't see him pull any
hair.
FLY: Price is still complaining about the hairpull as he
gets to his feet, and he tells the referee to ask Randalls
about it!
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 25
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Price/Randalls con't)
JIM MORA: I've never seen a football player dumb enough to
admit to a penalty...and I've seen some pretty dumb
football players.
FLY: Randalls denies the hairpull, but LOOK OUT! Marcus
Price caught Randalls right on the jaw with a sucker punch!
And it had NO EFFECT!
GUNS: Price might want to rethink that move, as Randalls
just stands there laughing at him!
FLY: Price putting his hands up, pleading for forgiveness,
and now he extends his hand in a show of sportsmanship!
Randalls stares down at it, and Price takes advantage with
a kick to the gut! Price now nails Randalls with a forearm
to the back of the head, and follows it up with a DDT! Good
flurry by Price!
GUNS: But Randalls just popped right back up!
FLY: Price jaws with the fans for a second, and now turns
around to see Mike Randalls standing and smiling at him!
Price falls to the canvas in shock, and now he's backing
away from him on the mat!
JIM MORA: Can anything hurt this guy?
FLY: Randalls stalking Price, and Price rolls under the
bottom rope to get away from him, but Randalls follows him
right out to the floor!
GUNS: Marcus Price doesn't want to be anywhere near that
arena floor with Mike Randalls!
FLY: Price runs around the ring, and slides back in under
the bottom rope, with Mike Randalls stalking behind him on
the outside! Now Randalls tries to get in under the bottom
rope, and Price caught him with a stomp to the head! And
another one! Randalls slides back to the outside under the
bottom rope, and now he grabs Price's leg, and trips him to
the canvas, and now he pulls Price to the outside under the
bottom rope!
GUNS: That's not where Marcus Price wants to be!
FLY: Randalls nails Price with a hard right hand! And
another hard right hand by Mike Randalls! Randalls whips
Price hard into the ringside barricade, and now he charges
after him...NO! Price caught him with a boot to the face!
Randalls starts to stagger away, and Marcus Price comes at
him from behind...BULLDOG on the arena floor!
GUNS: Good recovery by Marcus Price...but do you believe
this?
FLY: Mike Randalls just popped right back up to his feet!
Marcus Price is aghast, and he's running for his life, with
Mike Randalls giving chase around the ring! Price slides
back into the ring under the bottom rope, and now he runs
off the ropes! Randalls climbs up on the ring apron, but
not for long! Price came off the ropes and caught him with
a shoulderblock that sent Randalls flying off the apron and
crashing hard into the ringside barricade!
GUNS: Great move by Marcus Price to buy himself a little
time here!
FLY: Price now comes off the ropes, and he's going to come
down on Randalls with a PLANCHA...NO! Price faked it, and
now he just flipped off the fans!
GUNS: Price claims that President Schmid was the one who
made him adopt a more hardcore style and to become Marcus
"F'N" Price, but I don't buy that for a minute.
FLY: Price now waiting as Randalls gets back to his feet,
and climbs back up to the ring apron! Price meets him with
a hard right hand! And another one! Now Price grabs
Randalls by the hair and drops down, clotheslining Randalls
across the top rope, and sending the challenger flying off
the apron and crashing down to the arena floor!
GUNS: Price is employing a very good strategy right now,
Fly. He knows Randalls can't beat him if he's not in the
ring, but he's being very smart in not going out there
after Randalls. He knows that that's exactly where Mike
Randalls wants him to go.
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Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 26
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Price/Randalls con't)
FLY: Mike Randalls once again gets back to his feet, and
again Randalls climbs back up to the apron, only to be met
with a hard right hand by Price! Price with an elbow to the
jaw now, and he sets Randalls up for a suplex! He's trying
to suplex Randalls back into the ring, but Randalls blocks
it! Now Randalls has Price, and he takes him up and over
with a SUPLEX to the outside!
GUNS: What a move by Randalls!
FLY: Both men are down on the arena floor, but predictably,
it's Mike Randalls who makes it to his feet first! Randalls
grabs one of the monitors that was on the Spanish broadcast
table before Nathan Storm unceremoniously put Peyton Wright
through it! Randalls has that monitor, and he smashes it
down across the knee of Price!
GUNS: Well, Price had that knee injured at the hands of Dr.
Silver at WrestleFest, and I'm sure Mike Randalls is
looking to expose that weakness.
JIM MORA: Speaking of things getting exposed, what are the
odds of that Extasy chick coming back out here?
FLY: Randalls now pulls Price up by the hair, and he rams
him hard headfirst into the ringpost! And again...NO! Price
got the boot up to block it! Now Price goes to ram Randalls
into the post...but he stopped himself!
GUNS: Price is a smart man, and he knows that's how
Randalls likes to work himself into a frenzy!
FLY: Instead, Price wheels and catches Randalls with a hard
right hand! He picks Randalls up, and delivers an INVERTED
ATOMIC DROP, and he follows it up with a clothesline, and
rolls back into the ring!
JIM MORA: Let me get this straight. This Randalls guy WANTS
Price to ram him into the pole?
FLY: Randalls unhappy with the way things went on the
outside, as he was unable to get Price to play his game!
Price now inviting Randalls into the ring, and Randalls
relunctantly climbs in through the ropes!
GUNS: Let's not make any mistakes about this, though, Fly.
Mike Randalls is a tremendous wrestler as well as a
tremendous brawler.
FLY: Randalls locks up with Price, and he catches the
champion with a hard forearm smash to the jaw! He whips
Price off the ropes, but he put his head down, and Price
caught him with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
GUNS: Great move by Price, but again...Mike Randalls gets
right back up to his feet!
FLY: Marcus Price starting to get a little frustrated, it
would appear. He nails Randalls with a hard right hand, but
Randalls just stands there staring at him! Another right
hand by Price, and again, it has no visible effect on the
challenger! Price now runs off the ropes to get himself a
little momentum, and Randalls catches him with a BIG BOOT
to the face!
JIM MORA: Whoa! He almost took his head off with that kick!
Maybe I should have picked Randalls to replace Morten
Andersen.
FLY: Randalls comes off the ropes, and he catches Price
with a legdrop! Randalls hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO!
Price kicked out, but Randalls stays right on him. Randalls
whips Price hard into the corner, and Price hit with
tremendous impact! Randalls charges in, and he catches
Price with a powerful clothesline!
GUNS: He's really taking it to him, Fly!
FLY: Randalls now climbs to the second rope, and he's
pounding away on the head of Marcus Price! But now Price
comes out of the corner carrying Randalls, and he delivers
another inverted atomic drop...NO! Randalls blocked it! Now
Randalls grabs Price by the arm and pulls him in...SHORT
ARM CLOTHESLINE!
GUNS: Wow...that had some juice on it!
FLY: Randalls now pulls Price up to his feet, and he
cinches him in...he's going for the piledriver!
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To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Price/Randalls con't)
GUNS: Price is fighting it with everything he has, and he
gets Randalls over with a big back body drop! If Randalls
had hit that, it might have been over!
FLY: Price now goes to the apron, and he's waiting for
Randalls to get back to his feet! Randalls is up, and here
comes Price...AIR PRICE SLINGSHOT CLOTHESLINE! What a move
by Marcus Price! But Price doesn't go for the cover!
Instead, he's pounding away on the forehead of Randalls
with a series of right hands!
GUNS: Well, he knows that's not going to be enough to pin
Randalls, so he's staying right on him!
FLY: Price pulls the challenger up to his feet, and now he
whips him off the ropes and he catches him with a STUN GUN!
Tremendous move by Price! Now, Price drops down and hooks
the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Randalls kicked out!
GUNS: Price almost had him there!
FLY: Price staying right on Randalls, not even giving him
an opportunity to get to his feet and regain any momentum!
But OH MY! Randalls grabbed the tights, and he used them to
hurl Price hard into the corner, and Price's shoulder may
have hit the ringpost!
GUNS: It did, Fly, and he's in a lot of pain!
FLY: Randalls up to his feet, and now he grabs that arm,
and delivers a MODIFIED DDT, and that almost took that
shoulder out of the socket! Randalls is stomping away on
that shoulder, and now he takes some time to stomp away at
that knee as well! Randalls now grabs the leg and locks up
the arm, and rocks back into a BOW AND ARROW!
GUNS: I haven't seen this maneuver in a long, long time,
but you better believe it's painful!
FLY: The referee asking Marcus Price if he wants to give it
up, but thusfar he's refusing to do so! Mike Randalls,
perhaps practicing a few new submission holds in
preparation for tomorrow night's NIGHTMARE IN NEW ORLEANS
match with "I Quit" rules.
GUNS: And you better believe that there's nobody who is
more reluctant to say those two words at any given time
than Adler and Randalls, with the possible exception of
myself, of course.
FLY: Randalls maintaining the bow and arrow, but Price
refusing to submit, and Randalls decides to release the
hold! Randalls now pulls Price to his feet, and pulls him
in for another SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! NO! Price ducked it,
and now he gets behind Randalls...GERMAN SUPLEX!
ONE...TWO...NO! Randalls kicked out!
GUNS: Great move by Marcus Price there, Fly! Now he has to
try and stay on him!
FLY: Price stays right on Randalls, catching him with a
forearm to the temple, and now he cinches him in! He's
going for...YES! The FASHIONPLEX! This could be it!
ONE...TWO...THR-NO! NO! Mike Randalls kicked out just in
the nick of time!
JIM MORA: Price can't believe it either, Fly!
FLY: Marcus Price arguing with the official about the
count, but not for too long! He runs off the ropes and
charges at Randalls, but Randalls ducked, and he backdrops
Price over the top rope, and down to the floor!
GUNS: Price landed on his feet, Fly, but I think his knee
buckled as he hit the concrete!
FLY: I think you're right, GUNS! Randalls now rolls to the
outside, and he's got a steel chair, and he just smashes it
across the knee of Price! Now, he picks the champion up,
and he rams him hard headfirst into the post, and follows
it up by scooping Price up, and slamming him down
throatfirst across the barricade!
GUNS: Marcus Price is in the absolute wrong place at the
absolute wrong time, Fly!
FLY: Now, Mike Randalls goes over near the Spanish
Broadcast table, and he picks up one of the broken legs of
that table!
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 28
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Price/Randalls con't)
GUNS: This is almost deja vu all over again for me, Fly!
FLY: Randalls has that broken table leg, and he rams the
jagged side right into the forehead of Marcus Price, and he
is digging right into the temple, and he has busted the US
champion wide open!
GUNS: At least he didn't go for the knee with it. That
still brings back some bad memories.
FLY: Randalls now picks Price up, and he's getting set to
piledrive him on the arena floor! The referee quickly out
there, and he's telling Randalls that he'll be disqualified
if he doesn't! Randalls thinks about it for a moment, but
finally rolls Price back into the ring!
JIM MORA: I've seen less blood at the Red Cross than what's
coming out of Price's forehead right now!
FLY: Randalls now back into the ring, and he climbs to the
second rope, and he comes down hard with an elbow to the
back of the knee of Marcus Price! Randalls now picks Price
up, and he delivers a KNEEBREAKER!
GUNS: He's just about got him softened up to where he wants
him, Fly!
FLY: Randalls takes a few more kicks at the knee, and now
he's setting Price up! Can he get him over? YES! Mike
Randalls has hooked in the Devastator on Marcus Price!
GUNS: But he's too close to the ropes, Fly! He's too close
to the ropes!
JIM MORA: But can Price even see the ropes with all that
blood spewing out over his face?
FLY: Price reaching out desperately for the bottom rope,
and he got it! Price made it to the ropes, and Randalls
reluctantly breaks the hold!
GUNS: Now where's he going?
FLY: Randalls walks over to the ring apron, and picks up
that table leg again! The referee is warning him against
using it in the ring, and he and Randalls are having words!
Now the Angel of Mercy is on the apron, and OH MY! Randalls
came over, and he just nailed AOM in the throat with that
table leg, and he goes crashing to the floor!
JIM MORA: Well, he better look behind him!
FLY: Price is to his feet, and he limps toward Randalls
from behind, and now he grabs him from behind, and he's got
it hooked! Price has hooked the FASHION STATEMENT on Mike
Randalls, and he pulls the challenger to the mat!
GUNS: Now we're going to see if Price can make Randalls
submit!
FLY: And you have to believe that Tom Adler is looking on
at this match from somewhere here in the SuperDome! Price
has the Fashion Statement hooked on Mike Randalls! The
referee checks the arm! It drops once! He checks it again!
It drops twice!
GUNS: One more time, and this one is going to go down in
the books as a submission victory for Marcus Price, and
that's definitely not what Randalls wants heading into
tomorrow night!
FLY: The referee checks the arm for a third time! Will it
drop? NO! Randalls holds that arm up high, and he's still
got that table leg in his hand! Randalls takes that table
leg, and what's he doing?
GUNS: He's jabbing it into his OWN forehead over and over,
and he's busted himself wide open!
JIM MORA: That's the sickest thing I've EVER seen!
FLY: Randalls has busted himself wide open, and now that
arm is starting to shake, and his entire body is starting
to show signs of life! I've never seen anything like this,
and Price can't believe it! Randalls is inching closer and
closer to the ropes, and finally he reaches out, and he got
it! Price has to break the hold!
GUNS: That's absolutely incredible out of Mike Randalls,
and if Tom Adler saw that, he might be having second or
even third thoughts about stepping in there with Randalls
tomorrow night!
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Topic: FANTASY-PRODIGY
Subject: AWC OKTOBERFEST 29
To: All Date: 10/25/96
From: EHPQ56B Kevin Schmid Time: 4:19PM ET
(Price/Randalls con't)
FLY: Marcus Price has to break the Fashion Statement, and
right now, he's not sure what to do!
JIM MORA: Heading for the hills might be a good idea!
FLY: I think Price may have heard you! He's heading out of
the ring, and he's walking back up the aisle! But President
Schmid just met him in the aisle, and he's pointing Price
back to the ring!
GUNS: Price is on probation, and Schmid's not about to let
him get away with walking out of a match of this magnitude!
He said earlier that the fans came to see this match, and
they're going to get a finish!
FLY: Price is irate, as he rolls back into the ring, and
he's met right away with a barrage of right hands by
Randalls! Price fires back, but the moves are having no
effect on Randalls at all! Price whips Randalls off the
ropes, and levels him with a clothesline, but Randalls pops
right back up!
GUNS: Marcus Price doesn't like this one bit, Fly!
FLY: Price turned around to yell something at Schmid, and
OH MY! Randalls just clipped him in the knee! He's got
Price in the center of the ring now, and he's going for the
Devastator...NO! Price grabbed him by the hair and rolls
him up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE...TWO...THRE